“Death smiles at us all; all we can do is smile back.” ∞
REMINGTON GRAVES
The paper soaked the afternoon sun as it hovered gently on the oak table adjacent to the window facing the mountains; a seraphic zephyr with a childlike temperament flirted with the tattered curtains-spinning-swinging-almost forming a beckoning of the hands of the perfume outside-a call from atop the golden slumbering lions that laid still under a foggy blanket. The last few words still wet…the fountain pen rolling apprehensively toward the edge of the table. And the whistle and the roll and the thin guttural language of the sheet as it tapped at the table as it hovered and shifted to the right, entered the restroom where he shaved his face with his grandfather’s razor. The complicity of this symphony brought a smile to his face, which is why he opened the window and left it so since dawn.
His grandfather was the veritable man. Stoic and stubborn, the perfect pugilist-both in the ring and out, a ‘self made son of a bitch’, he once heard his grandmother muddle quietly under her panting biting breath. He had witnessed a myriad of atrocities back in his home town somewhere in Italy. Scars on his face, the nascent nihility of a driven devil determined, aseptic and banal. They spoke once. About something on television. Superman or some other such nonsense.
The facial hair added to the melody as the razor removed swaths of peppered foam. The words waited. The curtains wraithed. The pen rolled from side to side, possessed by the madness of the man shaving-eagerly awaiting the wielder. And he smiled with his eyes as he recalled his grandmother beating him for opening animals so he may explore their inner workings. ‘I could’ve been a surgeon,’ he thought.
The sun finally imposed its bright face in and began to read:
Vengeance is a marriage-of patience and commitment. One must not allow time to dissuade your duty. Words or deeds shall not pull you from the road that leads the way. If one has promised to deliver in serious or in just, the bond was spoken, the deed to be done, shall be the ebbing wave right before the crimson tide. Genius is eternal patience. A year is child’s play. Let two, maybe three go by, and never let your mark know it was you. Let them assume, in the puddle of their blood, it was merely bad luck, it could’ve happened to anybody, a series of events that let to this misfortune. Allow yourself the pleasure of forgetting the fire you once lit that took so long to roar like slumbering lions who were awoken by betraying lambs.
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GAIL GARDNER
Away up high in the Sierry Petes,
Where the yeller pines grows tall,
Ole Sandy Bob an’ Buster Jig,
Had a rodeer camp last fall.
Oh, they taken their hosses and runnin’ irons
And maybe a dog or two,
An’ they ‘lowed they’d brand all the long-yered calves,
That come within their view.
And any old dogie that flapped long yeres,
An’ didn’t bush up by day,
Got his long yeres whittled an’ his old hide scorched,
In a most artistic way.
Now one fine day ole Sandy Bob,
He throwed his seago down,
“I’m sick of the smell of burnin’ hair,
And I ‘lows I’m a-goin’ to town.”
So they saddles up an’ hits ’em a lope,
Fer it warnt no sight of a ride,
And them was the days when a Buckeroo
Could ile up his inside.
Oh, they starts her in at the Kaintucky Bar,
At the head of Whiskey Row,
And they winds up down by the Depot House,
Some forty drinks below.
They then sets up and turns around,
And goes her the other way,
An’ to tell you the Gawd-forsaken truth,
Them boys got stewed that day.
As they was a-ridin’ back to camp,
A-packin’ a pretty good load,
Who should they meet but the Devil himself,
A-prancin’ down the road.
Sez he, “You ornery cowboy skunks,
You’d better hunt yer holes,
Fer I’ve come up from Hell’s Rim Rock,
To gather in yer souls.”
Sez Sandy Bob, “Old Devil be damned,
We boys is kinda tight,
But you ain’t a-goin’ to gather no cowboy souls,
‘Thout you has some kind of a fight.”
So Sandy Bob punched a hole in his rope,
And he swang her straight and true,
He lapped it on to the Devil’s horns,
An’ he taken his dallies too.
Now Buster jig was a riata man,
With his gut-line coiled up neat,
So he shaken her out an’ he built him a loop,
An’ he lassed the Devil’s hind feet.
Oh, they stretched him out an’ they tailed him down,
While the irons was a-gettin hot,
They cropped and swaller-forked his yeres,
Then they branded him up a lot.
They pruned him up with a de-hornin’ saw,
An’ they knotted his tail fer a joke,
They then rid off and left him there,
Necked to a Black-Jack oak.
If you’re ever up high in the Sierry Petes,
An’ you hear one Hell of a wail,
You’ll know it’s that Devil a-bellerin’ around,
About them knots in his tail.
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